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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 17:55
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
PSA: You Probably Don't Need To Be Weighed At The Doctor's Office - HuffPost
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
WA whooping cough cases soar as vaccination rates drop - The Seattle Times
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The Genetic Mystery of Why Cats Purr May Finally Be Solved - ScienceAlert
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Switzerland proposes forcing UBS to add $26bn in capital - Financial Times
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
What life lesson did you learn the hard way?
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
MGK makes rare appearance with teen daughter for whom he is a ‘cheerleader’ - CNN
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
This Cat Poop Parasite Can Decapitate Sperm—and It Might Be Fueling Infertility - Gizmodo
So they tried
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Tuesday Telescope: Lighting, sprites, and airglow over Central America - Ars Technica
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to